By Craig Shaw Gardner
I've obtained you presently, you wizardly pest, in my abdominal you quickly will leisure! hence spoke Guxx Unfufadoo to the potent wizard, Ebenezum. the scary rhyming demon had cruelly cursed the mage with a illness of magicks and now he was resolute that the ache sorcerer by no means achieve Vushta, the town of Forbodden Delights, the place he may perhaps discover a cure.
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That's great. " "So we're going corporate. It's time to blow the big one, am I right? California, I think. I want factories, restaurants, the whole schmear. We'll keep the publishing arm, but it's time to diversify. " Frannie nodded. "Sounds good, Sable. We'll need-" She was interrupted by a skeleton. A skeleton in a Dior dress, with tanned skin stretched almost to snapping point over the delicate bones of the skull. The skeleton had long blond hair and perfectly made-up lips: she looked like the person mothers around the world would point to, muttering, "That's what'll happen to you if you don't eat your greens"; she looked like a famine-relief poster with style.
35 Afterwards, there was a huge amount of argument as to exactly whose fault it was. In the end it was left unresolved: the blame was apportioned equally. Neither the captain, the first mate, nor the second mate ever worked again. For some reason nobody gave much of a thought to Seaman White, who was already halfway to Indonesia on a tramp steamer piled high with rusting metal barrels of a particularly toxic weedkiller. --And there was Another. He was in the square in Kumbolaland. And he was in the restaurants.
The skeleton had long blond hair and perfectly made-up lips: she looked like the person mothers around the world would point to, muttering, "That's what'll happen to you if you don't eat your greens"; she looked like a famine-relief poster with style. She was New York's top fashion model, and she was holding a book. She said, "Uh, excuse me, Mr. " She stared imploringly at him with eyes deepsunk in gloriously eyeshadowed sockets. Sable nodded graciously, and took the book from her. It was not surprising that she had recognized him, for his dark gray eyes stared out from his photo on the foil-embossed cover.
A Multitude Of Monsters (The Ebenezum Trilogy, Book 2) by Craig Shaw Gardner