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By Barry Louis Polisar

ISBN-10: 0938663232

ISBN-13: 9780938663232

This witty, foolish, funny choice of a few of Barry Louis Polisar's best-loved music lyrics, observed via resourceful full-color drawings, brings to lifestyles the customarily comical truth of youth. choked with pesky siblings, terrifying academics, and tormented babysitters who will not go back, let alone a variety of monsters, a boy who has misplaced his pants, and a tender baby with a puppy named "Cat," the illustrated poetry will satisfaction young ones of every age in addition to their mom and dad.

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Then up wil\ come your dinner And you'l\ start to look much thinner, So don't stick your finger down your throat. Don't put your finger up your nose, 'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes. You can sniffle, you can sneeze, But I'm asking you-pleaseDon't put your finger up your nose. The poems in this book were originally published as songs-many over twenty-five years ago. They first appeared in book form as song lyrics with accompanying music in my songbook, Noises From Under the Rug.

Everyone wears underwear-or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise I don't like boxer shorts, give me a pair of briefs. Some don't like to talk about it, that's because they're shy. People laugh at underwear, but I do not know why. " That's what my mom will say. " Underwear with lots of holes, is a sorry sight, Look around and try to see who's wearing their's too tight! Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath.

Underwear Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath. Usually you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes, evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear-or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise I don't like boxer shorts, give me a pair of briefs.

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